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a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.
It's when you grab your scrotum in such a way as to constrict and expose the testicles so that they may resemble a tomato while your partner then proceeds to "polish" the "tomato" be it with tongue, appendage, feather, etc., etc..
If you're polishing a tomato I'll give you a moan of pleasure.
The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.
I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.
When a male with a large penis "squishes" or "destroys" a white females vagina while on her period.
" I bet that girl Amado got her squished tomato yesterday"
When that 'monthly' love leaves a stain and you blame it on some fast food veggie mishap.
My mom totally caught me washing my tomato sheets.
A favorite of guys from Maine.
A delicious cake made from tomato paste rubbed all over ass. Then eat.
“Hey dude, you wanna eat my tomato cake?
“Nah, I’m not gay. But I will stick it in a bit”