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Troll

An Internet Troll: A film critic without an education and a burning empty hole inside that can never be filled or satisfied; that spews forth endless hate against all things and for all reasons, and usually with extremely bad grammar; a mindless, empty thing that can only react and never create who will go on and on forever, sucking up joy without ever tasting it like a black hole sucking in light, until the end of all time and space and things unless their computers blow up first, of course.

Troll speak: "Yayayay! You guys suk, Wurst movie evva duDe! You guyz r soooo lahme dudE!"

by Pat Brien January 28, 2007

5πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


troll

To trip and roll at the same time

Man last weekend I was trolling so hard of that acid and those beans.

by ArmyGirl October 30, 2003

7πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


troll

someone from the lower peninsula of michigan and likes to complain about the excess of snow they think they got

"we got an inch of snow and they closed school"

by cardenio February 5, 2005

6πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


troll

vertically-challenged person with accentuated body features

There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

by Jake February 18, 2004

7πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


troll

A stocky in figure of a person with long thick dirty hair that crawles under the bridges. Often dresses like a wanna be biker. Definatly not someone to be trusted

The troll came over right after you left for work and tried to hit on me again. This is a typical trait for a Troll. We'll just call him D

by Joni Walker December 11, 2004

6πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


troll

a loser that annoys the shit out of you

kobe stop being a troll

by jimmy stevan October 27, 2016

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Troll

Troll, going Troll, or being Troll is basically snitching. This slang is mostly used in Florida like Saint Pete🌴

"Mane tell me why Ashley hoe ass gone go troll and tell people we fuckin"

"6ix9ine ass done went troll and snitching on everybody"

by FloridaJhitt October 17, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž