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An Internet Troll: A film critic without an education and a burning empty hole inside that can never be filled or satisfied; that spews forth endless hate against all things and for all reasons, and usually with extremely bad grammar; a mindless, empty thing that can only react and never create who will go on and on forever, sucking up joy without ever tasting it like a black hole sucking in light, until the end of all time and space and things unless their computers blow up first, of course.
Troll speak: "Yayayay! You guys suk, Wurst movie evva duDe! You guyz r soooo lahme dudE!"
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To trip and roll at the same time
Man last weekend I was trolling so hard of that acid and those beans.
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someone from the lower peninsula of michigan and likes to complain about the excess of snow they think they got
"we got an inch of snow and they closed school"
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vertically-challenged person with accentuated body features
There was a troll down in Texas whose testicles hurt and ached almost all the time. The troll went to the doctor and told her about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and she would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
&g! t; "Aha!" mumbled the doc and, as she put her finger under the right testicle, she asked the midget to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor again, and reached for her surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The troll was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the troll to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The troll was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?" The troll replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
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A stocky in figure of a person with long thick dirty hair that crawles under the bridges. Often dresses like a wanna be biker. Definatly not someone to be trusted
The troll came over right after you left for work and tried to hit on me again. This is a typical trait for a Troll. We'll just call him D
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Having hot steamy gay sex. Like, copious amounts of intimate homosexual intercourse. Uncontrollably having frequent sexual encounters with those of the same sex.
Le me: Hey bro, do you partake in mild amounts of trolling?
Said bro: Of course everyday.
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The act of deceiving people (solely for entertainment) by projecting a false perspective that differs from your true perspective.
Trolling isn't just an internet thing, it's been around for millennia. The term trolling came around recently as a reference to the fishing term, making the analogy that you're in a boat trailing a joke net behind you for anyone in the wide ocean of the web to be swept up in. Then you just cruise along chuckling, enjoying your day.
As Billy Joel once said, "Tell my wife I am trolling Atlantis"
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