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A particularly intricately prepared masturbation session. Can be with any number of people.
"Did you hear that jessica gave marshal a turkish massage?"
"Yea, he said she lit candles and put on tricky in her loft."
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1. N., A slang term developed in Chicago-land area to be used to talk about Turkish Gold 100's made by Camel. came about from the resemblance to longhorns by their long in size and colors.
1."Hey Sean pass me a turkish longhorn horn while you got your pack out."
2."Hey mister, can you buy me some Turkish longhorns?"
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Cockney rhyming slang:
Turkish Bath - Laugh
Bob The Builder - Have you finished hanging those doors yet Jim?
Jim The Builder - Are you 'aving a turkish bath? Of course not, I've been in the boozer all afternoon.
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The act of taking a shit into a woman's vagina, whereby her pussy lips become the "buns" around the turd "burger". Named for the excessively large and sloppy Turkish hamburgers of Brunswick St Melbourne, which resemble large smelly turds.
Last night I gave Sally a wicked Turkish Burger, It was delicious!
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A group sex configuration where by multiple people are seated on each other's lap, in a stacked manner.
Example: Mary was seated on Paul's knee, Sally was seated on Mary's knee, and Joe was seated on Sally's knee.
Ian Fleming described this as a Turkish Sandwich when describing a particularly close knit group at a managerial board meeting where secretaries were seated on their bosses's knee.
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A sex position in which a man puts whip cream on the tip of his penis, then jerks off.Right before ejaculating, he yells "alalalalalalaa" and jizzes on the lucky girl' face
Her babe, i bought whip ceam fo our Turkish carbomb tonight
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A Turkish coffee usually transpires between two interested parties even though one party’s intrinsic value plummets at the end of the transaction. The dominant party in the negations first deposits a portfolio of diarrhea/feces into the bank of the mouth of the losing party. Many experts and activists of the Turkish coffee claims that such a deposit must be “foamy” and also can be served in a tea cup for those who want to be more sophisticated and not Norwegian. Furthermore, the traditional Turkish coffee, a method formulated by great Turkish stock analysts, is served in a cup and after the “coffee” is consumed, the person can flip over the cup unto a plate and allow for their fortune to be read from the markings and impressions left in the cup. However, legend does have it that the Turkish coffee may have originated in a Turkish restaurant in London.
1.Max cannot find a good Turkish coffee in all of London
2. Ras wishes his mother can serve him her Turkish coffee.
3. It has been well known that heating your Turkish coffee in a kettle can amplify the experience.
4.Luke loves his Turkish coffee served with cocks side by side of him.
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