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A subspecies of Troll that feeds off of *hugs* and drama centered around itself. The Drama Vampire must keep a steady flow of people feeling sorry for it posting, lest it dry up. Fortunately, the Drama Vampire has one thing going for it to keep it's food source strong. Every now and again one of it's prey will wise up and ask a blunt question, allowing the Drama Vampire to brand it as a traitor with which it can continuosly spawn new drama off of which to feed.
Sue sprains her ankle and blogs about being unable to walk for weeks. Joe blogs that there is no way she still cant walk. Sue sics Andy, Mary and Jose on Joe.
"Man, I took her off of my flist weeks ago. That chick is a drama vampire!"
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One who sucks cocks and swallows the pure energy or semen. A true Sperm Vampire does this deed to stay alive, kinda like a ho-bag.
Bill: Did you know Jamsession is a sperm vampire?
Fred: No way! How can you tell?
Bill: The cumstache that he is always sportin.
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Someone who always seems down, depressed, have bad luck, in bad relationships. Someone who you always seem to be trying to cheer up, help emotionally and who just never seems to be happy with their lot in life. A little like an energy vampire you are drained
On forums a member who never seem to post happy threads, who always seems to be posting about how bad their life is and no matter how much you try to help or offer sympathy they continue to be miserable} to the point that you feel depressed everytime you read a thread of theirs, you feel in the grip of a energy vampire but they drain your sympathy away leaving nothing for someone who really needs it. A sympathy vampire eventually sucks the life from the forum
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One kick ass anime show.
Based on Vampires and Humans.
Started airing in 2008 but has yet to air in the US, meanwhile airing in TV Tokyo.
The plot line consist on a school. Which there's day-school (Humans) and night-school (Vampires).
Yลซki is a adoptive daughter of the headmaster of Cross Academy and a perfect (Guardian) that protects the day-school humans from the night-school vampires.
Afterwords she falls in love with her friend Kaname who is a vampire and Zero.
Kaname: Pure blooded Vampire, pretty hooooot ^^
Zero: lost his parents from a pure blooded vampire so was also adopted by the headmaster of Cross Academy and a perfect (Guardian). Falls in love with Yลซki but was bitten by a pure blood. Yลซki doesn't know. He's not a pure blood yet but a half vampire/ half human.
Level E: When you're turn into a pure blooded Vampire.
Although they do attend the same school, the Vampires do not attack the Humans, they take tablets to calm their fetishes.
Pretty frickin' sweeeeeet gotta see it :D
Lost Vampire Knight Episode xD
Yลซki: "Zero!" "Zero!" "Zero!"
*Runs to Zero's dorm*
*Opens door*
Yลซki: "Zero how could you?"
*Finds Kaname on Zero's face in room together, sitting on bed*
Zero: "ahhhh wait, this look what it looks like!!!"
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A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.
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One who sucks the blood from a females genitals during the menstration period.
Woman:I have my period
PV :Sounds good (Sucks blood from pussy)
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When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.
I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I havenโt felt human since.
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