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the act of riding a sexual partners boobs (aka melons).
You: do you want to try out the new watermelon hopping trend?
Me: Duh
Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.
Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.
"Bro did you see octavia today?"
"Brutha she has the IQ of a watermelon"
(Implying she is retarded)
Looks really good on the outside, gets you excited, when you open them up there dry, green and bitter and filled with large seeds.
(someone who is annoying, never shuts the can, attention whore)
that boy is a unripe watermelon
The female version of morning wood considering it is pink, wet, and edible. Usually worse if you dream about anyone with a name starting with D.
I’ve heard that cords really help solve morning watermelon.
Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
Chinese netspeak.
Indicates that someone is observing but not getting involved.
Originates from an interview in China where reporters asked a man if he saw the incident and he responded 'I have no idea. I'm just eating watermelon'.
I don't know what the couple is fighting about next door. I'm just eating my watermelon.
A: Did you hear about what's going in (place?)
B: I heard but I've been eating watermelon all day!