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The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.
Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?
Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
A set of brass knuckles.
Todd got beaten up by some thug wearing an Irish wedding ring.
From the series premier of Lovesick: the rank ordering of hookups at a wedding where the Vicar is at the top of the pyramid and the Maid of Honor comes in at second place.
I banged the caterer. I think that's third place on the wedding sex pyramid.
A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.
They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.
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A drunken bride gets taken to the beach by a bunch of dark skinned islanders. They all proceed to have a bukake party on her and douse her with massive amounts of semen.
Sara got married in St. Lucia but was loned to a bunch of islanders by her husband so she could be given a Carribbean Wedding Dress.
The exchanging of vapors and smoke whilst PNP-ing. Where one person inhales poppers and the other rips the bong like a fuckin champ. Then exchange said vapors betwixt one another mouths.
While at the sex party, Steve and Raul had a red neck wedding then gave each other rose buds.
Basically, a wedding party where it’s all girls, and they all wear the sluttiest elegant aesthetic outfits ever.
Yeah, I’m planning on having a hot girl wedding when I get married.