Deppford wife

A woman who is an excessively loyal fan of actor Johnny Depp, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe he can do anything bad or wrong, who feverishly defends him in the face of mountains of evidence otherwise

This Deppford wife keeps defending Johnny Depp no matter how much evidence against him comes out.

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wife haver

someone who used to have a wife why did u even look this up lmao

Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?

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Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.

I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!

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Wife of Indra

An aerobic sexual position which calls for the woman to pull her knees back to her breast with the man assisting in supporting her raised pelvis.

We did wife of indra last night.

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wifed up

When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.

Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.

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Marine Wife

Some one married to a marine. The hardest job in the military. The Prettiest girls in the world. Will be away from their husbands for usualy six months at a time.

As of Oct. 18, 2008 i will be a marine wife.

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trophy wife

A good looking woman who the man is proud to call his trophy wife.

Guy 1: Man look at his wife she's hot!

Guy 2: Yeah she's a total trophy wife.

Guy 1: That guy is lucky he must be rich.

Guy 2: Not necessarily.

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