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Winking

When the tip of two penises touch specifically when the "eye" of the urethras "kiss" or "wink". Often a sexual act but may be observed when two males hug also known as "Dry Winking" when clothed.

Alex was too timid to dock completely so we were winking all night instead.

by TheWinkingCuck September 18, 2022


Winking

For this one you need a man or a womam with a glass eye.

Take the eye out and put your dick in it, the other person will wink untill you cum.

Steve wanted to try winking, but only if he cleaned it afterwards.

by Frostitude September 15, 2017


leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.

A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!

by QuacksO February 18, 2023


Wink wink

Code word for I'm going to have a wank

I'm gonna wink wink

by Megatron's adopted son December 11, 2020

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Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.

Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!

by brownsource November 7, 2016


Winking Owel

When you buy a cheap box of wine and get your significant other prepared for something they're not readily up to.

I gave my woman the winking owel. Before you know it we were doing the Kentucky Klondike Bar! And that's how I had to do the waffel stomp.

by The Deodouble Jizzeh August 21, 2021


Winking in Russian

When a woman gapes her butthole open and closed

That stripper is winking in Russian at me

by Jonny_0blivion January 25, 2019