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The large-scale exodus of Irish Catholic immigrants leaving Glasgow to return again to Ireland upon the onset of World War II. As war appeared imminent, a vast amount of these creatures went back home in cowardice with their tails between their grossly misshapen legs.
Look: the Yellow Convoy...happy to enjoy the benefits of living in this country, but when the going gets tough, off they scuttle.
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A yellow wank is necassary when a regular wank just isn't going to be enough and usually involves loading up the dirtiest Asian porn the internet has to offer and wanking yourself into a coma.
Abuse of the yellow wank is not advised and it should only be used as a monthly treat. Binge drinking is attributed as the most probable cause of the 'yellow wank' urge.
James: "I cannot wait to get home guys, then it's straight upstairs for a reet session of slap and tickle"
Isaac: "To be honest James I think the only thing that's gonna calm these urges is a yellow wank"
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1) Yellow fever is a disease found in tropical regions and is spread by mosquitoes. Symptoms include: fever, muscle pain, headache, shivers, loss of appetite, and nausea or vomiting. There is no cure for yellow fever, but prevention through a vaccination is possible.
2) When non-Asian guys have a strong preference or fetish for women of Asian descent. These men exclusively date Asian women. They also learn an Asian language and travel to Asian countries, attempting to find a wife. Like the real disease, there is no cure.
Boy 1: "I didn't realize she was Asian."
Boy 2: "What? Do you have something against Asians?"
(confused look, followed by a burst of laughter)
Girl 1: "Didn't you know? He has yellow fever."
(very concerned look on Boy 3's face)
When everyone stops laughing at Boy 3, he asks: "Wait... what's yellow fever?"
Boy 2: "Not yellow fever, like, the actual disease. Yellow fever, like, he really likes the Asians."
(lots of laughing... Boy 3 turning red and chuckling with realization)
Boy 3: "But isn't that a real disease? I think I just got vaccinated for that..."
(everyone laughing so hard they're crying...)
Boy 3: "Well, it's a good thing you told me that. I would have seen him in the hall and been like, 'Hey, I heard you had a bad case of yellow fever. Are you ok?' "
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a traffic light that indicates you should speed through the intersection and tag the roof of your car. This earns you five minutes of free sex with the person of your choice that night. Multiple tags earn cumulative minutes, but the minutes expire before the next morning.
variation: kissing the fingertips of the hand before tagging the ceiling with it.
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While midst coitus, a male retracts his penis from the orifice currently being ramrodded, and then the male commences peeing on his unsuspecting partner. He shouts "Tada!" as though he just completed a magic trick. It is named in honor of Roy Horn, legendary magician and tiger bitch.
No one ever expects the Yellow Roy.
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A punk ass teen, who thinks that he is all that becuase he is 6'5. He harsses all the shortter kids but still has more friends than he should. He is on the curtis middle school basket ball team and a bench-warmmer. He is the tallest kid for his age.
"Dude, Yellow-Dart beat me up and called me short punk."
"I heard the Yellow-Dart tried to pull a venom and killed himself"
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A racist term created by insecure Asian men (like Asian Boss) who mostly are involuntarily celibate. Instead of improving themselves, which would increase their chances of finding a girlfriend. They instead engage in projecting their insecurities onto Asian women by shaming them away from dating foreign men through the use of apartheid style mass propaganda.
Yellow Fever is offensive to people who believe in :
*Freedom to have interracial relationships.
*Women's right to choose their own partner without stigma.
*Living without being racially discriminated against.
*Basic human rights
*Having peaceful multicultural/multiracial societies
This term should represent foreign men, yet the supposed ''yellow fever'' men are never apart of the conversation, so it's clear that this term is only used to shame Asian women.
An Asian man cries ''Yellow fever'' in desperation, when feelings of inadequacy bubble to the surface of his involuntary celibate life.
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