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Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.
We broke up but we're still going to be friends.
Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.
‘Yum-Poo’ is an edible and anti-balding shampoo product created by the company Unsuccessful Baits and founded by Mr.M.
The product has multiple uses as:
a sauce, an edible/drinkable snack or full-course meal (specific flavours).
The Shampoo was additionally designed to promote the re-growing of hair cells from balding heads.
Other products have been shown to reduce smoking addiction as well (Singapore edition).
Everything about the product has been developed by trusted Scientists, Professors and Stem-Cell researchers.
All ethical and moral guidelines were followed and checked during the development of Yum-Poo products and flavours.
Dommy French: "I think I'm going bald!"
Mr M: "Well just use Yum-Poo, it's proven to regrow hair from balding heads"
Dommy French: "I'm also a bit hungry"
Mr M: "Well you're in luck because it's also edible too, drink it in the shower, kill two birds with one stone"
After getting Poo Noodles, you extract your Poo Noodles into a bowl and proceed to give the Poo Noodle-ee an enema. You then get all of the poo water juices from the enema and put them into the bowl with the Poo Noodles. This creates Poo Noodle Soup.
Yo bro, I went to give some bitch Poo Noodles last night and she offered to have an enema and share Poo Noodle Soup with me! It was lit!
Poo crease: noun. The thick, brown streak in your underwear when you have gassed so many times in a day from chili
Or red beans and rice . Poo crease is not just a streak; it's wet and will leak through your pants, causing a scene of not properly cared for in the bathroom . A poo crease will cause you to
Inhale the aroma of your own shit the rest of the day. It requires a change of briefs.
John farted so many juicy sounding farts that he said he had a very wet poo crease in his under wear.
The act of pooping on a slide.
boy 1: whats that smell?
girl 1: its Ella poo playing over there.
Typically a girl who resembles a cow. They also tend to be gobby and complain a lot.
Today I met a proper Bobbie poo. They wouldn't stop nagging me about how I did something wrong according to her.