when your butthole gets all wet and slippery and you have to ask jesus to take the wheel because your homeboy is coming over and you already know you boutta get dicked down good
andy: “bro, no homo or anything but i love the feeling anal driving gives me”
paul blart: “oh yeah bro, no homo but i know how you feel”
When you pour milk into hookers ass hole and proceed to fuck it's brains out until it turn into butter. Then you continue to give it to your nearest Asian neighbor.
Yo bro i gave the best anal churner last night. Those Goddam Asians are gonna have some nasty ass butter!
The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.
I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.
When someone is being fucked in two holes at once
"Woah, guys dont give me anal penal!"
A scammer featured on the YouTube channel Trilogy Media.
"I'm looking for Anal Martini, I was talking to him earlier." -Ashton Bingham on Trilogy Media.
The action of 2 people putting each end of a long set of anal beads in the ass of one another and pulling creating a crossing bridge.
Jim and I pulled so hard but it was in so deep we just made an anal crossing