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1. A person who thinks they know EVERYTHING about Green Day but they honestly don't
2. People who spell Billie Joe Armstong's name 'Billy' and think they are 100% correct while real Green Day fans know its B-i-l-l-i-e NOT B-i-l-l-y
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Green Day Know-it-All: "omg Green Day is awesome! i know like everythinggggg about them!"
real GD fans: "really then when is Billie's b-day?"
know-it-all: "feb. 17"
real GD fan: "yea.......... well if u really know EVERYTHINGGG about them, when was the band assembled?"
know-it-all: "......uh......ummm......2003?"
real GD fans: ".......oh my god....... -___-"
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know-it-all: "(texting his/her friend): omg!!! did u c Billy Joe Armstrong last night on that award show?!?!?!"
real GD fan (relpying): "yea he looked sooo hot but ITS B-I-L-L-I-E! BILLIE! NOT B-I-L-L-Y!!!!!
This is the act of using a garbage bag and duck tape as a condom during sexual intercourse.
Dylan lost his condoms so he quickly scrambled to make a green bay garbage bag.
Ridiculous energy saving strategies to reduce the carbon footprint.
The company I work for is really algorean green. They installed a $39 motion detector to control a $3.90 light bulb that will use 39 cents worth of electricity in 39 years.
Some friend and myself used this to refer to a group of white girls that ate lunch together in our High School Cafeteria.
We referred to them as green eggs and ham because they had sex with black guys.
A white female that has sex with a black guy. That is green eggs and ham.
To take someone's parking spot in a rude fashion,
or to cut someone off and take their parking spot.
"I'm gonna have to pull a fried green tomatoes on that bitch if she tries to take that parking spot!"
or:
"That bitch just pulled a fried green tomatoes on us! That was our parking spot!"
When a mozzarella stick is used as a phalic object to pack in the goods, then eaten immediately afterwards. Can be accompanied by either ranch dressing or marinara sauce…. Depending on geographic location or preference.
She had no idea why I ordered the extra mozzarella sticks with ranch! POW, Green Bay Log Jam - right to the bearded clam!
Every gyal that goes here ends up with an arranged marriage or runs away from home 🏃 ♀️ exclusively only at Bordesely Green girl's school
Bordesley Green Girl's school Is a school in Birmingham full of gyal who jus love to send nudes and skets the school is well known as b-tech jezz central moretime the toilets r full of lesbians and everyone is vaping moretime the gyal that go here r clapped