Two-in-the-Goo

Like "three-on-the-tree" for a 3spd column shift manual gearbox, or "four-on-the-floor" for a 4spd floor shift manual gearbox, "Two-in-the-Goo" refers to a 2spd Automatic transmission, most obviously a Chevrolet / G.M. Powerglide.

Two denoting the number of forward speeds, and "goo" describing the slushy, slippy nature of an automatic trans.

This old clunker came with a 283 with Two-in-the-Goo originally, but we quickly sorted that problem out with a 383/Muncie Four-on-the-Floor combo years ago and haven't looked back.

two spurt bert

a man that ejaculates prematurley

i was with this guy last night and he was a real two spurt bert.

The Two-Piece

A good suck and handy performed in tandem

Sherrod gave me the two-piece last night

Tommy Two Cents

A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.

Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.

two cheeks on a butt

When you're tight with your homie

We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.

Two Poos

When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.

“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”

two toth weekend

Two Toth brothers in the same city for a weekend.
No city in the world can handle two toth's for one weekend, can't handle the pure devastation buildings would fall, riots on the Streets, mass chaos. Pray this never happens to your city

The toth's are coming down for a weekend, that's is a two Toth weekend. How is that possible