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When, in a game of Uno, stacking draw twos causes a player to draw eight or more cards.
Person A: So I played Uno with my friends.
Person B: How did it go?
Person A: I was going to win until I got draw two cubed.
Back in the day, when employers gave a fuck about their workers, when someone left a company, they told their boss two weeks before they were leaving that they were going to leave, as a courtesy.
"I just got a job somewhere else, so I'm about to give my Two Weeks Notice. You're the first to know!"
"Fuck that shit! That shit ended in the 1980s! We're in a retail economy now. Just send them an email and peace out."
When you have to flush a shit twice to get it to go down
I just took the most insane two flusher man
Oh really? One time I had to take a 3 flusher!
An attempt at spelling 62 in word format, but forgetting the hyphen, so it just shows up as 60 2.
John: Hey, could you buy me Sixty Two pencils for the school year?
Gina: How many?
A two faced pig is a horrible person they eat your food and steal your money they aren't really two faced nor a pig but they are still horrible people.
You: Hey! Give me back my wallet! You two faced pig!
Two faced pig:it wasn't me I promise!
Having “two shoulders” about something means to be conflicted. Having an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other.
“She called me about getting back together, but I’ve got two shoulders about it.”
this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child
Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!