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p diddy

when something happens you just blame it on p diddy cuz why not

who broke the light? “p diddy did it”

who shit on the floor? “p diddy”

by cornonthecob April 28, 2021

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p chav

Commonly used to describe a man who is extremely fixated on his favourite teams success, be it school team at any level, local team, or big city team of any sport at any level for that matter. There immense passion and hatred for the opponent can be so strong he can resort to violence or threats of violence to defend its honour should his will of fire be tested. Can often times be thugs to an extent, can be spotted but there poor choice of clothes. Fear the p chav as it can come from anywhere at anytime nowadays, but more recently online with the popularity of social media.

“Ah I hope Arsenal win tonight! Big game in the europa league group stage against Estonian league champions Flora! Must win!” “Hey Bob look it’s a fucking p chav” “fucking great job Ron you got us tickets in the p chav section”

by A man who knows too much. December 4, 2020


El p

ea

El p

by ‎ ‎ July 14, 2022


P’s and Q’s

Perks and quirks

Cut that bitch off so you can get back on your p’s and q’s

by Lyne Lyne August 17, 2019


John P

John P thinks he's hot shit because he works at a warehouse for Home Depot and there's mad bitches there. There's this bitch that has dyed hair, a septum ring and John P simps over her but knows deep inside that he will never receive the cooch. He smokes weed, trips on acid and plays league of legends all fucking day, jerking off and just turning his brain to mush. He used to play guitar but now he doesn't play shit and is just an unproductive sack of shit that sits on his ass all day. His laugh sounds like a donkey and he lives with Jesus.

Person1: Yo, who's that guy?
Person2: Oh, that guy? That's John P.
Person1: Hm, he looks like he simps for bitches, never breaks up with his girlfriend, sits on his ass and plays league all fucking day, and jerks off every waking second.
Person2: Yep, that's him. Classic John P.

by badussy2.0 February 10, 2022


P&BJ Sandwich

v. The act of giving a blowjob while simultaneously making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

"Woah, she totally gave me a P&BJ Sandwich last night!"

"No way, dude. I don't believe you."

by quiliff December 11, 2016


Antonia P.

Antonia is a very attractive female. She watches marvel all day and she is extremely addicted to drechos.

Antonia P. na kopsw glyko?
Antonia P. naiii to ferimpot ton dyo
Antonia P. Geia apo ton PanoulisTheFirst

by PanoulisTheFirst November 20, 2021