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A guy who is really chilled. People often thinks he is really baked, but it's just his personality. Lovely and really funny.
Probably has a huge penis, every girl would like to smash.
Girl: OMG! He's so HOT!
Boy: Yah That's Alex Milburn....
Alex-Sandra is a total bad ass. She's so sweet she literally couldn't hurt anyone, she's protective and caring. She's equally beautiful outside and out! Her taste in snacks are weird and a little childish to be honest but she makes up for it by always ordering the best take out. Alex-Sandra can seem shy but will suprise you as you get to know her. Her crazy side will make you like her even more. Always down to play games and have a good time! Her favorite subject of conversation is anything cat related or criticizing people's clothing. She's so pretty and stylish so it's only fair. Alex-Sandra is the best kinda friend you could wish for!
normal guy (not a cunt): hey have you met ALEX STANTON
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch
Ohohohoho! That is great! You see what I was talking about? You see it right? It great.
Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
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Born with a complex form of down syndrome and autism, Alex began dunking at 2 days old on a 10 foot rim. His godly dunking rivals that of his idol, James Harden, and he hopes one day to play with him. Often described as 'retarded' and a 'make-a-wish kid', Alex was originally born in a hospital in Kazakhstan. Reportedly when the nurse looked at his face she jumped out of the 15 story building window, screaming as she fell that 'that was the ugliest face ever'.
Also used as an adjective to describe similarly retarded people
OMG, that kid's an Alex Lomuto!