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Chilly Boner

A non sexual boner

"Holy shit, man! I have a chilly boner over that car!"
"The red hot chili peppers give me a red hot chilly boner!"
"Oh my god the 80s give me a chilly boner."

by Pseudomeg July 18, 2016


crime boner

A boner you get from commiting crimes.

I mugged the girl from apartment 2B, and i got the BIGGEST crime boner.

by The crime boner January 20, 2014


boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.

Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.

by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023


passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.

Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”

by August 3, 2024


Mestizo Boner

When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.

Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.

This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.

Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'

Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.

by Jack Herrer January 9, 2020


Boner Swag

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.

I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!

by ajhgui1 August 12, 2012


Roller Boner

When you are on a roller coaster and your adrenaline gets pumping then you get a boner

While I was at Canada's Wonderland i was on a roller coaster and i got a roller boner

by BobitaLovesBob April 30, 2015