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An exclamation of extreme shock or surprise... but only valid when the word God is capitalized.
"Oh my God Doug... I can't believe you didn't capitalize the word God"!
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when a white person thinks he knocked up his white girl friend and during child birth a black baby comes out.
Girls friend: (child birth) ahhh ahhh
Doctor: the baby is crowning
Doctor: its a boy, and its black?
Boy friend: thank God it's black
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for some reason, this phrase can be found on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.
guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"
guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?
guy 1: hey! thats right
guy 2: its fucked up too...
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Ray Darkness Of course {The badass from yuma}
I do admit that Ray darkness is the Paintball God cause it is the truth and im not a liar
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I don't care what any of you say, this song is possibly the greatest song of all time. For God's sake, let Lee Greenwood be patriotic and don't bash his ass. By the way, the song was actually written in 1979, NOT during the Gulf War. Fucking idiots.
'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land, God Bless The U.S.A.!!
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when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.
As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.
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an exclamation used during anal sex
oh my god, my ass is bleeding
oh my god, that's in my butt
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