Mexican Meat Muncher

The act of wrapping a soft taco or burrito wrap around your penis and filling it with taco meat and taco sauce or any burrito filling to the point of overflowing. After this, the girl will begin to eat the entire burrito or soft taco off of your dick, and at the end will swallow your generous man-juice at the end to wash it all down. Cheese optional. Extra points awarded if you or her wears a sombrero while performing.

Girl 1: "Hey Jessica, how was your date with Matt last night?"

Girl 2: "He made me give him the mexican meat muncher, so we skipped dinner before the date, and boy that filled me up."

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Huck your meat

Hitting a huge jump. Can be either snowboarding or skiing

Just throwing yourself off of a jump even though you know you are going to get hurt

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Meat Whiz

Processed meat in an easy-to-open container. The meat equivalent to cheese whiz.

I'm in the mood for a toasted cheeze and spam samich. Mmmm meat whiz!

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princess tiny meat

A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.

He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.

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Meat and two veg

Another word for a man’s junk

The stripper would not stop playing with my meat and two veg

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Boney meat-tower

Name for a penis
All around general insult
Used when describing canned salmon

Ey yo girl wanna climb up on my boney meat-tower?
I won that Jenga game fair and square you boney meat-tower

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Shanghai Meat Bun

When your at a party and everyone falls then you jack off and splurge between their but cheeks

John:What did you do last night Bob?

Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun

Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together

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