Zeeky H. Bomb

The bomb from The Demented Cartoon Movie that's hobby is going around to all of the different stick figures in the cartoon, and saying zeeky boogy doog, the term that causes a nuclear explosion.

Juliet: Romeo? Romeo? Where are you Romeo?
Zeeky H. Bomb: Here I am!
Juliet: You're not Romeo!
Zeeky H. Bomb: Zeeky Boogy Doog!

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Oak Ridge A-Bomb

When you blow your load inside a girl, and then, whilist you are sleeping, she stands over top of you and returns your deposit to you. Originated in Oak Ridge, Tennessee.

I pissed this girl off last night shortly after I banged her... no wonder she gave me the Oak Ridge A-Bomb.

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bomb-ass shit

n. pl.: bomb-ass shits or bomb-ass shit

An entity or notion principally characterized by being bomb-ass; fanfuckingtastic stuff.

Roses are red,
Poppies are lit;
Uyenwen saved my hide,
Dey de bomb-ass shit.

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poop dust bomb

a nasty ass bowel movement that covers everything in feces and poop dust, much like an ass explosion of diarrhea or a bad case of swamp ass. seriously entertaining !!!

The bathroom at work smelled like boiled dinner, I knew immediately who had dropped the poop dust bomb in there !!!

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Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb

Derived from the name of Quetzalcoatl, whose name comes from the Nahuatl language and has the meaning of "feathered-serpent", the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb entails smothering of the male sexual partner's penis in hot bovril and then feathers so that the resulting sexual organ is both feathered and serpentine in its scaly burntness. The Male then plunges his organ into the orifice of his choice and nature takes over from there.

Bonus points can be achieved if the partners both shave their pubes into symbols resembling the Maya calendar.

Bartholemy: Hello old bean! I do say I gave Miriam quite the Quetzalcoatl Dive Bomb last night!

Cleote: Ah, excellent! How is your cockskin handling the burns?

Bartholemy: Quite good, I daresay for the pleasure I received the third-degree burns and resulting dis-figuration are a fair trade.

Cleote: So it really felt that much better then normal?

Bartholemy: No, but lying to myself helps to ease the pain. That's how I got over the Zulu war memories.

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pee bubble bomb

One of the funniest way to pee ever invented. It's the act of holding your prepuce together over your penis while peeing so that no liquiq comes out. The accumulation then forms a kind of bubble of pee that you can release like a bomb.

Jimi - Carl can hold his pee bubble bomb up to ten seconds!!!
Jamal - Whoo! He's a real trooper! How big does it get ?
Jimi - Almost as big as a tennis ball. He has years of training.

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delaware cherry bomb

While preforming cunnalingus on your partner, you grab her tampon with your teeth and pull it out, making sure to chew and suck the juices before smiling prouly!

Scott always beams with pride after giving brenda a delaware cherry bomb!

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