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to have sexual intercourse.
"Damn shawty, you sexy..."
"Thank you"
"Maybe some day we could catch a dodgers game."
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The only way to survive long and boring classes aka the entirety of school
Cool maths games is lit.
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The sandwich game is a highly addictive obsession practiced by people everywhere. Once you introduce your friends to the sandwich game, eating sandwiches in the precence of eachother will never be the same again. The official rules are online, but here is a condesed form for easy reading.
1. In the event that you see a sandwich with nothing adamant on top of it, you must punch it.
2. If you are eating a sandwich, you must cover it with an adamant object if it is not in your hands. Otherwise, it may be subject to punching.
3. You cannot punch the sandwich if it has an object on it, the owner is holding it, or the owner does not know the rules of the Sandwich Punching Game.
4. The game begins when the owner of the sandwich takes a bite out of said sandwich, cuts it, or dismembers it in any way.
Joelle: I just made a delicious sandwich! *takes a bite out of it* Oh, shit, I need to go do something over there! *leaves the unprotected sandwich on the table*
Tony: SANDWICH PUNCH! *punches sandwich*
Joelle: You're such a fucking assbucket, Tony.
Tony: Sandwich punch game!
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To tell someone to stop talking or to stop someone from progressing with a certain course of action.
1. Daddy! Pause your game!
2. Baby, pause your game for a minute and go hit on someone else.
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When a mans stroke (penis penetration) is just weak and unsatisfactory. In his mind he believes he is the man and continuously asks "Who's pussy is it"... The woman or man will then reply "NOT yours boo" . The sex is worse than watching paint dry....
Girl I let him hit but he has a weak stroke game!
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Video Game Hangover (VGH): Mostly occurs late at night when playing video games. If the lights of the video game flash rapidly for a long period of time, or if you than you may experience;
Mild symptoms may include: mild headache, easily irritable, inability to function properly, sensitivity to light and sound
Severe symptoms may include: Migraine, Possible stomachache, Insomnia and in worst cases: Death.
WARNING: There is no found cure for VGH!
Treatment: If you are experiencing mild symptoms of VGH, please do not resume your normal video gaming experience and proceed to a dark room where you can sleep it off. It is not worth it to get to the next level if you cannot continue your 'gaming' the next day because you have to severe of a VGH.
8:00 PM
~ Person 1: Dude lets play video games all night long!
~ Person 2: ALL RIGHT!!!
7:00 AM
~ Person 1: Dude man, I feel sick.
~ Person 2: I feel fine. Hey, you look pale. Do you have VGH?
~ Person 1: I THINK I DOooOooOooo *Dies*
~ Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!11!!!1!!111!
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Used to indicate that a person has definitively beaten the opposition in a given situation. Derived from the game of tennis in which the winner of a match is the player who wins two out of three (for women) or three out of five (for men) sets; each set is made up of a number of games. Thus, the final winning shot is the one that wins the player the point that wins the game that wins the set that wins the match.
"When the prosecutor pulled out the security cam photo showing Darryn in the convenience store with the gun, they had him game, set, match."
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