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Take Two LA

The best vegan and gluten free cake business you will ever find. They so dope.

They are made with squeaky clean and nourishing ingredients, they look 🔥 and give back 10% of every order to charity. Wow #need.

Bestie, I’m so addicted to Take Two LA cakes. Have you tried?

I am so bummed I finished my last slice of Take Two LA cake.

by Take Two November 23, 2021


Two Words

She bad.

I have two words for you, she bad.

by Stdmdkd January 3, 2023


Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022


Two chains

Largest of large two chains can't be beaten in a down

Two chains is a overweight gangster

by Spetnuzi June 17, 2022


I ain't never seen two pretty best friends

It means you haven't two pretty ladies or men together as friends and you get the feeling that one of them are ugly

"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends! "
Oh!

by Thedeadfishonaline123 November 30, 2020


Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.

I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.

by 11penny September 26, 2021


two waters

A fat bastard

Look at two waters over there!

by Trüędēfîñįtïœńß June 14, 2017