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Cock meat sandwich

The exact meal that is given out at Guantanamo Bay in the second Harold & Kumar movie.

Big Bob: You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?
Harold : No.
Bib Bob: You better get hungry real fast, because I've got a whole lot of sandwich waiting for ya.

by Anonymous reality June 8, 2015

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Meat loaf plate

A plate made entirely out of meat loaf. Very feasible and functional.

Chris loves to order a large meat loaf plate

by Derek1224679535 May 12, 2011

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Eat your meat

the stuff you gotta eat before you have any pudding

"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

by Nukes.io February 15, 2020

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Shanghai Meat Bun

When your at a party and everyone falls then you jack off and splurge between their but cheeks

John:What did you do last night Bob?

Bob:I went to a party and when everyone was sleeping i gave Sharon a Shanghai Meat Bun

Sharon:Thats why my ass cheeks were stuck together

by ChoadZillla69 February 19, 2010

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tiberious meat hammer

giant male reproductive organ: penis ; dick; schlong; boneration

my pussy was blown out by a 14 inch tiberious meat hammer

by rich horak December 12, 2006

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Diabete your Meat

When a diabetic masturbates. Can be both genders, and may include the use of needles.

Devan - "Jj, you can't Diabete your Meat right now."
Jj - "But their penises are touching!"

by Henry Jenkins III August 19, 2011

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Slappy Meat Smear

The highest rank a whore can acquire, being extremely slutty and annoying, exchanging sex for food. Having large poofy hair, an extremely long, disfigured face, and rash-like hickeys on the neck.

Dude some fucking slappy meat smears were trying to get my pizza last night. That slappy meat smear ate my barbeque wings and my last cheesey bread.

by Chad Tranchida January 17, 2009

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