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The myth is where you put a heating iron and boiling hot water in the hole of your vagina and it’ll reduce getting wet from looking at random objects.
“Yo did you see the new heating iron and boiling hot water myth?”
When you take a water bottle, put it next to your erect penis and see who wins.
Jordan lost the water bottle challenge, so Jenny went to Trevor.
When a woman purely drinks only carbonated liquids an entire day, so when she gives head and the guy deepthroats her deep enough making her gag reflex react, she will vomit all the carbonated drinks to give him an Arrow SparklingHEAD
Jay: “ I got an Arrow SparklingHead water last night bro from this one girl at the party”
San Juan Jose: “Damn man, that must’ve felt like if you were boning soda fountain sprite; sensational”
Consuming mass amounts of alcohol... aka drinking more than most people and still surviving
I can drink a fish out of water
The little bit of water that splashes you when you pee into a urinal
Lisa: um...why is your d*ck that color?
Zac: Sorry, i got a little bit of disease water on it earlier.
Lisa: ...
Zac: What ?
Any chicken strip or chicken nugget that tastes like it came straight from your local shitty water park’s concession stand
“I’m such a picky eater man, I didn’t want to come to this Mexican spot.”
“Yeah bro, what are you even going to order?!”
“I’ll probably end up with some fuckin water park chicken tenders.”
“Everything about the meal was awful, from the frozen fries to the water park chicken tenders.”
You've sitting in bath water that Obama has already pissed in this whole time :)
Person 1: "I love me some Obama Bath Water"
Person 2: "Dude, you know that's his own piss, right?"