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When 2 or more people get under a blanket and fuck each other until one of them starts to urinate.
Brian and Michaela wanted to cuddle by the fire, as they wanted to have sex under a blanket until one of them started urinating.
the definition for the first american moon landing
"i think the fire hydrant was fake"
Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.
Don't trip on that fire hydrant!
I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!
The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.
Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830
joke don't call that
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
when something is the pinnacle of it's category not even lit or fire is enough to describe it
that is straight 'Boyne Bakery Fire'
⏃ dumb bitch that is homophobic
⟟ said what are your pronouns and fire said fire/hydrant