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The newsletter used by the employees at the US Congress, both Democrats and Republicans - 12,000 employees. It talks about work, life, and how to manage stress. You can find it by surfing "Work Life Excel."
I just read "Work-Life-Excel". Now I am smarter.
A male with barely enough brain function to pump blood to keep his penis alive.
A means of transportation for an erection .
A very stupid male who's only reason for existing is to knock up bimbos.
A porn actor.
Kevin Federline.
Sally: " Did you hear? Susie got knocked up!"
Betty: " Which one of her brain dead dick life support boyfriends did it?"
Sally: " The one that looks like Kfed."
Betty: " It is amazing he can muster the brain power to get an erection."
Something our wonderful IA Director Dre would yell because he has over 4 weeks on duty staff.
Ash: Are you ever gonna retire Dre? Dre: DRE HAS NO LIFE!
Thug Lifes (TLs) are Non-African American juveniles -- typically from the middle class -- that attempt to embrace the hip-hop/rap culture by wearing baggy clothing, ERA hats with the sticker still on the bill, Air Force Ones, and large polo shirts with horizontal stripes. Additionally, they fuse their everyday language with Ebonics, in an attempt to sound "ghetto." They also acquire tapered fades, thus emulating their African-American counterparts.
Socially, they attempt to act "hard" even when surrounded by perfectly well-groomed kids. Psychologically, they actually believe that they are either African-American or truly embrace the ghetto life, when the closest they will ever get to that realm is listening to Tupac CDs.
Within the White, Asian, and Latino cultures, these kids are known as wiggas, chiggas, and miggas, respectively.
Thug Lifes (TLs) are also known as Chiggas or Wiggas; Kevin Federline; Eminem; your local White, Latino, or Filipino kid with an ebonics accent and tapered fade; Miguelito from Antioch, CA.
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If you were to say 'fml, or fuck my life" it's the same thing but bun means fuck in the Jamaican language, so you would say bun my life.
Tom; I went to the grocery store and jizzed in my pants ... bun my life
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Totally awsome Green Day song of thier album Nimrod. I've heard Billie Joe say once on this t.v show (forgot which one) that he wrote Time of your life (Good Riddance) as if to say good-bye to all the fans and stuff, cause they were gonna quit for a while..most people probably know that already. Thats why there was such a big gap between Nimrod and Warning(?)
Another turning point
A fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist
Directs you where to go
So make the best of this test
And don't ask why
It's not a question
But a lesson learned in time
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs
And still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf of good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth
It was worth all the while
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life.....
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life.....
It's something unpredictable
But in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life.....
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