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The idea that you can make up a fake philosophical law, and as long as it has a legit sounding name people will believe you.
Guy 1: "Look up 'Fúldya's Law', it perfectly describes what happened yesterday." Guy 2: " Can you give me a link or something man? I cant really find it." (Insert rickroll link or a gay porn link disguised as a different link)
If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.
Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.
The ending point in a conversation where one participant introduces consuming one's own bodily waste.
Alin's Law:
Adam: Hey man what's up? Are you going to that show tonight?
Steve: I don't know, who's playing?
Adam: I don't remember, but he eats his own crap.
Steve:silence
Admam: Hello? ...Steve?
"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
The embarrassing prejudiced relative.
Oh Gawd, do we have to go to the klan in law's again? They have confederate flags on the lawn and KKK dishware.
Spouse's great-granduncle's wife.
My co-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.
My co-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.