Law

A literal child that must be protected at all costs he's so innocent.

Aww look law.

Law

(verb) When someone panics when things get difficult or are close to death in a Video Game.

Was playing Super Mario last night and I totally Law'd it when I was fighting bowser and died. It sucked

veselekov's zeroth law

A scientific law explicitly stating that all members of the female race shall be unable to be sexually attracted to any man who has full autonomous control of their eyebrows. This does not hold true for any relationship that remains at a platonic level, such as friendships, or even jogging buddies. Predates his first law of gas, grass, or ass: no one rides for free

Player 1: Man, that dude's eyebrows are going everywhere! he's even doing the wave!

Player 2: He probably suffers from veselekov's zeroth law

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

My half-co-niece-in-law is a good person.

half-co-niece-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's wife.

half-co-niece-in-law.

Samito’s Law

Any discussion regarding Overwatch balance will inevitably lead to the topic of 6v6

Sam: “Supports are too oppressive and tanks are weak! Bring back 6v6!”

SVB: “Samito’s Law has taken effect.”

Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)

I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!