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guy1: oh shit it's may 1st
guy2: yo what's that
guy1: it's Max's birthday
National Cuddle your gf/bf day.
Person 1:Babe can we cuddle?
Person 2:Why now?
Person 1:It's May 1st
Person 2:So?
Person 1:It's National Cuddle your gf/bf day!
Person 2:Oh alright.
National lose your virginity day! Get laid by your girlfriend and she will never stop loving you!
Friends: why can’t she walk
Guy: it’s may 1st 🥵
national skinny dipping day... have fun
guy: take ur clothes off let’s have fun
girl: well i guess it’s may 1st
The date on which Philip Burnell had a thirst.
When he has a thirst, and it's on May 1st, who is gonna burst?
PHILIP BURNELL!
national give your bf/gf head day,
and have lots of fun ;)
omg it may 30th, yknow what that meansssss
May 30th is Celeste birthday so happy birthday Celeste ily 🫶
Person 1: it’s may 30th
Person 2: yup it’s Celeste’s birthday
Person 1: w tbh 🥱