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Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.
Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.
Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!
Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.
An adorable birbo who loves fruit 🍇 🍓 🍊 🍏
He can be awesome at times but often screams ahhhh
Person 1: hey dude I saw an Archie bird today
Person2: WOAHHHH
A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)
I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'
A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it
Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show
When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.
I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.