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When you're tight with your homie
We're closer than two peas in a pod; we're two cheeks on a butt.
When an individual feels the need to have superiority over their counterpart. Manifests itself as “out-doing” every conversation/experience e.g. I did one poo, but they did two poos.
“Oh Mike is such a two poos, told him about my dad’s heart attack and he told me his dad has had TWO heart attacks”
Two Toth brothers in the same city for a weekend.
No city in the world can handle two toth's for one weekend, can't handle the pure devastation buildings would fall, riots on the Streets, mass chaos. Pray this never happens to your city
The toth's are coming down for a weekend, that's is a two Toth weekend. How is that possible
The best vegan and gluten free cake business you will ever find. They so dope.
They are made with squeaky clean and nourishing ingredients, they look 🔥 and give back 10% of every order to charity. Wow #need.
Bestie, I’m so addicted to Take Two LA cakes. Have you tried?
I am so bummed I finished my last slice of Take Two LA cake.
When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
Largest of large two chains can't be beaten in a down
Two chains is a overweight gangster