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welcome to team fortress 2

After nine years in development hopefully it’s worth the wait

Thanks and have fun

Gaben: welcome to team fortress 2

Nebag: after nine years in development hopefully it’s worth the wait

by Fact core June 10, 2021


Potts Creek 2 Stroke

When you’re plowing a girl from behind and you catch and unpleasant smell like trout, but you have to see it through. Thinking you’re hitting the bottom of that thing but you’re really just packing a tampon wad about 3 inches deep.

Hey bro I was getting some head the other day and fell asleep. I woke up mad as hell and gave her the ole Potts creek 2 stroke.

by The whole package of talliwack January 8, 2023


National Horny Day 2

The day in which mammals around the globe unveil their horny and tribal like natures. It follows National Horny Day the day after, on April 17th, due to the amazing festivities seen on the 16th.

Yeah dude, National Horny Day was great but if it wasn’t for National Horny Day 2 I would’ve never met my fiancé.

by riggums April 17, 2020


2 in the drink 1 in the stink

Taking to down 2 loads down the gullet while getting 1 up the rear.

Tim is a beast! He had 2 in the drink 1 in the stink and was looking for more.....

by Bobba43074 April 10, 2020


2 apples 1 dog

Yum

You mother fucker 2 apples 1 dog

by Sendmementalhelp October 15, 2019


Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2

A movie made in 2017. In which ( you have to know the first one to understand this next part) Quill fights his father and we see a very cute and small Baby Groot and a teenager Groot. Both very cute and funny. Now go watch it!

Person 1: Hey have you watched Guardians of the galaxy Vol. 2?
Person 2: No.
Person 3: you should watch it. But one question are you emotional?
Person 2: Yes
Person 3: Then you shouldn't watch it.
All walk away from one another

by LizardLia67 April 29, 2020


Conga line (Dwayne 2)

In FFXIV, in e12s, during the second set of rocks for titan. Players will form a line form N to S through the boss. When markers appear, the person with the blue markers that is closer to N will go N, and the player closer to S with blue marker will go S.

We do Conga line (Dwayne 2).
Let's ride that conga line through titan.

Conga line = best line.
Brand new strat, straight from Japan - do the conga line.

by Bigest Marvelest March 23, 2021