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A fat chunky boi that cant get no girls and likes eating 69 pizzas a day and sucks cucumbers and runs for burritos and worst of all he likes MEN!!! Never become friends with a fat chunky Alex!!!
Alex is a fat chunky pizza eating cucumber sucking fat ass!!!!!
Funny and sweet, will make your heart melt in a second. Tends to get very caught up in his inside emotions and will overthink things to the point that he is causing more damage to himself than outside forces are. He's every girl's dream to date and every guy's best friend. Can be a little annoying shithead motherfucker when he's upset, but he chills back down and is cool the next day.
Person 1: "Who is that sexy man in that Hyundai Elantra GT?" Person 2: "It's Alex!"
The biggest bitch of any friend group. He always complains if he doesn’t get his way and has a chode
Alex can’t get a girl because of his chode
Alex has a problem; he can't stop peeling his feet. He has a fetish.
The dopest boy in the world. He will steal your girlfriend so better be careful when he's around. Peyton is his boyfriend. But he also is a master trombone player that is the best everywhere. Big fan of beanies.
OOOOOOOOH, LOOK IT'S ALEX *girls swoon*