A phrase commonly used as a replacement in business terms utilized by non-Christians as a replacement for the common terminology "Come to Jesus Moment". First used by two non-gentile software engineers July 15th 2024.
We were trying to solve this issue but the vendor was not in agreement. It's time for a come to Moses moment.
The act of ignoring your friends for an extended period of time
Person 1: Hey man you seen Joe lately?
Person 2: yeah like a month ago
Person 1: wow Jesse moment
When you cry and then do the stupidest shit ever
Last night I cried and then read Peter pan fanfic after, BlueCoal moment.
when someone fucks up in a situation which one should never fuck up in
“Hey you said we’d take pictures at 10 cause you have to leave at 1. It’s noon!”
“Ah my bad. That’s a tyler moment”
A moment when a random person (usually Koga) spouts any type of information that has no meaning or is in no way connected to the topic currently being discussed. This phenomena is usually accompanied by speaking Japanese, a language in which no one on the server understands or cares to understand.
Hunter: The weather here in Canada is Terrible.
Zach: Really? Isn't snow cool?
Kanga: Snow is pretty awesome here, I wish it happened more
Koga: マツ(み)? I ジに
Kanga: ...
Zach: ...
Hunter: ...
Ethan: KOGA MOMENT!!!
When a specimen of gorilla heritage says some especially dumb shit, even for a gorilla.
Gorilla 1: "Gorillas deserve human rights too!"
Human 1: "Gorilla Moment"
A serendipitous occurrence which makes a person feel that they are the main character in a film/book
Yesterday a bird landed right on my hand. It was such a protagonist moment.