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A trio of men blowing each other, making an Illuminati triangle shape.
Time to form the All Semen Eye and let our powers combine!
TERM FOR G-STRING PANTIES ( THEY ONLY COVER THE PUSSY).
LOOK AT HER ASS, SHE'S WEARING A WHISPERING EYE PATCH.
When you’re so tired your eyes are as small as a shrews!
Damn martin, you have the tired eyes of a shrew!
After you smoke and your eyes are red as hell
Bro I need them eye drops, we lookin like red eye Jedi
When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.
Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!
An awkward crusty situation brought on wine mixed with hard liquor mixed with suspect hygiene habits
After two bottles of a Chianti and one of tequila, she was ready to show her Argentinian pink-eye to the whole Italian crowd.
defined as either/or: When someone urinates in another person's eye; when someone "shoots their load" ie, cums in someones eye.
Example 1: The only thing the girl saw was his dick, before a steaming shot of piss gave her a good ol' fashion golden eye.
Example 2: During sex, Ogelthorpe's condom broke, thus the best plan of action was to pull out before climaxing, instead of shooting his load on a napkin, Ogelthrope gave his girl a golden eye.
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