to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.
"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"
A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).
Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.
Mother: You've got what?
Kid: You know... SPP.
Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
When your friend goes to the bathroom, and you start hitting on the girl he was with.
Dude, Ryan just went to take a dump. Watch the door while I pull a Poop 'N Scoop?
the Ohio Poop rag is when someone from Ohio can’t afford toilet paper, they use rags.
“yo this chick can’t afford toilet paper”
“that’s shitty, but she can use the Ohio Poop rag method”
To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet
I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop
When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.
I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age
seeking vengeance on an individual that disturbs your duties by not doing their own job.
Rhaman neglected to get milk for everyone to be able to eat breakfast the next day, so Jordan decided to go poop in their cheerios