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If it exists, there is NSFW of it.
Person 1: “Did you know there’s NSFW art of butterflies?”
Person 2: “Of course there is… Rule 34 Lite.”
When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.
When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.
You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.
Sandwiches always taste better when made by someone else.
Nico: It's only turkey and cheese, but this sandwich tastes great.
Tom Hanks: It's the Sandwich Rule, and your welcome.
The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.
Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram
Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her
a variation of rule 34. if it exists, there is a subreddit for it
person 1:have you read (insert anything here)
Person 2:no, but i just found the subreddit for it
person 1:how?
person 2:because rule 34r