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sex in a mexican hand made hammock.
chen: dude megan is so prude i didnt get any
Tommy T: really she gave me the tommy t turn around
chen: really i guess i just have no game
Chriss: 022 asemble
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The best thing ever literally better than everything ever made it is the best fucker other tanks and other things
Jake: hey there’s a t-34-85 over there damn that’s a epic tank
Definition: Prized T-34-85 - a Soviet tank from World War 2 that fought against the Germans
Noun: T-34-85
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When someone goes beyond dropping their wallet, and actually falls in love with a stripper, leaving his friends to contemplate... where is that stripper, there she is, but why is she off duty... and wearing a t-shirt?
Gamo: Its ok honey, you're off duty now. You can put your clothes back on... Someone, give her a t-shirt!
Gamo: Its cool man, she's off duty.
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Member or members of Creighton University T-bag said person(s).
Kevin pulled a Creighton Universi T bag on Libby.
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a battle for subscribers that will end with WW3 and (hopefully) the rise of communism to defeat the horrible t series empire
i shot my neighbour over pewdipie vs t series, he deserved it
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a man that can make you feel like a complete princess. its near impossible not to fall in love with his killer smile and sensual guitar playing. loves jesus, golf, football, beef jerky, working out and his girlfriend <3 he raps like a 'pro', does great impressions, and can kick some ass if necessary. and hes hella sexy
ask your mom about t nugg from the south. ;)
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*at a bar, hot girl walks in with her boyfriend*
guy 1: gaddayum she fine as fuck
guy 2: yeah but she got that 6'3" dude right behind her
guy 1: the fuck? T N B bro.
guy 2: what?
guy 1: T N B.
guy 2: what does that mean??
guy 1: take a nigga bitch.
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