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Red State Spexs

A Magical Pair of glass that enables conservatives to see the truth about about the liberal agenda and the world around them. With these specs, reality is no longer liberally biased and makes perfect ideological sense.

The Red State Specs among other things make...

* Hidden Motivations of Reporters, Statisticians and debate moderators, among others, are made as clear as day.

* Find of what Liberals really believe when they talk about issues important to them such as climate change.

* See issues not convenient to conservatives and their narratives disappear infront of you very eyes. You will never need Fox News again!

Try Red State Spexs Today! Gitmo Prisoner Tested and Dick Cheney Approved!

Love them or your money back!

by Libertatis January 8, 2015

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Red-Eyed Jedi

1. A person who smokes marijuana or one who is experiencing the euphoric state that smoking marijuana.

2. Infamous Quake 3 Arena player known for proficiency with the Railgun.

1. "What's up, Red-Eyed Jedi, feelin' the force?"

2. Mung <gLu>: Nice Sh0T, Red-Eyed Jedi!

by Omega Thanatos December 23, 2005

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red light special

while having penetrative sex, a couple stop before climax, then continue after a short period of time, so sexual intercourse has a stop and go effect, similar to traffic lights. The act builds up to a bigger climax than just regular sex, may take many hours, and is like tantric intercourse.

Lemme give you the red light special, honey we can go all night...

by RLS81 July 25, 2015

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Stale Red Light

Opposite of a stale green light.

This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.

-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"

by The Luke Man August 25, 2009

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Big Red Rum

A delectable concoction made by mixing Big Red with rum, simple as that.

Sam: I'm going to call it...Big Red Rum.

by Brashley February 14, 2008

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Red Cup Party

A party where the beverages, usually beer from a keg, are served in red plastic cups. see kegger

Theres a Red Cup Party at Jills on Friday

by Systemkicks September 3, 2005

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red shirt guy

A World of Warcraft Player, dubbed red shirt guy by his various fans, that corrected the Blizzard developers on Lore. He asked why Falstad Wildhammer wasn't in cata. The developers answered that he had died a long time ago in Day of the Dragon. When in fact, he's very much alive! GO RED SHIRT GUY!

Yo did you see the red shirt guy at Blizzcon 2010?" "Heck yea, that Red Shirt Guy OWNED! It was about time someone brought the devs back down to Earth.

by FalstadWildH October 30, 2010

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