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The act of receiving 3 blow jobs on a Monday well eating breakfast, lunch and dinner
Noah asked his girl to give him a reverse Garfield
A dick sucking asshole who hates kids, vampires, and used to be called Some_Serval
Reverse Serval is a fucking bitch!
noun. - To create a log of feces, either by excretion or by compounding several smaller pieces, freeze said log, and then use the log for anal stimulation of a partner, followed by personal anal stimulation, followed by mutual anal stimulation (think "ass to ass"). More intense with the addition of corn to the diet in the day preceeding. lumbermill
Man, that was one helluva house party! Not only did they have all the Bushmills and Dogfish Head we could drink, when I went upstairs to use to pisser I walked in on two lesbians doing a reverse lumbermill!
when your partner pisses on their hand and jerks you from behind
"dude my girlfriend is so freaky, last night she gave me a Reverse wet native grab, and i came so hard."
It consists of the member without a penis of the relationship hanging upside down from the beam of an abandoned building and sucking the member with a penis of the relationship until he cums.
optional: the man can carry dynamite close to his chest
ps: gypsies and lesbians no
WoW! Mary eats my dick again! The reverse Mary IS real!!
When you stick it in her ass and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and you reach up pull on her hair braids like they are buggy reins. Can also be upgraded using a real set of leather reins and a horse bit in her mouth. Bonus points if you use a riding crop to smack her as she is cumming.
Man this chick is wild. I had her doing a Reverse Rusty Buggy and she came so hard when I hit her with the whip I thought she was going to pass out.
When you have a extremely shitty day, only to have something miraculous happen to you. Only to be retaliated with more shitty events the next day with no reward for survival.
Oh damnit, it’s The Reverse Shittening