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To make a big deal out of anything that seems pointless or irrelevant, to have a major interest in Rangas, Red Fanta and anything red. To have a large majority of your life dedicated to Xbox Live, to have a fictional girlfriend from a different state or country and using that as an excuse for why the you have no local girlfriend but everyone knows you like a certain individual. To have and interest in a stupid dance called: Jump-style and like a music genre called Hard-style, To be extremely confident that they are the best in the world at Halo on Xbox Live. And Lastly, to hate nearly everyone and everything (besides Halo, Hard-style and Jump-style).
Harry: So, hey wanna play some Xbox?
George: Okay
Harry: Oh wait, no you can't play.
George: Okay
Harry: Wanna know why?
George: No
Harry: Cause your a shit friend.
George: *walks away* someone's having a 'Duncan Moment'
Bob: Yeah so I have these to lesbian girlfriends from Victoria, I had a threesome with them last weekend.
Charlie: cool, could I meet them?
Bob: nope
Charlie: has anyone met them?
Bob: umm, yeah? my mum, when I took them over to my house.
Sharon: okay Bobby are you ready to come home now?
Bob: okay mum.
Charlie: excuse me Bob's mum, has Bob ever had two or 'any' girls 'that' are his friends over at your house?
Sharon: ha oh no, ha never. the only two girls that he has at our house are our dogs.
Bob: Mmmmuuuuummmm!!!!!!!!
Charlie: *looks at Bob in disgust* now that's what i call a Duncan-moment.
Howard: Man, Josh has it all. his dad's famous, he's rich, he has nice parents, a nice house. anything you could ever wish for. But he's so attention seeking, he has to make up problems just so he can feel sad and when an actual problem occurs he goes skits.
John: What a cunt.. that's what I call a Duncan moment.
This is the moment in your life when you realise that you have peaked and your life will undoubtedly keep moving in a downward direction leading many to come to the sudden realisation that they have wasted the precious moments of their life.
" Lindsay Lohan reached the John moment around the time mean girls released "
An Halo moment is when a Elite preferred species player joins a lobby full of regular Spartan models and proceed to call him racial slurs
*An Elite Preferred species player join a game of Halo 3's High Ground*
"ATTENTION EVERYONE, THERE IS AN ELITE PREFERRED SPECIES IN THE LOBBY. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO."
*Game chat filled with racial slurs*
*Elite preferred species leaves the game*
"Halo Moment."
When a bitch just do or say sum real stupid shit that just takes a lil bit of common sense to understand
*explains simple shit to someone - *person dont undertsand the simple shit, “kaia moment”
When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.
This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
When your Italian friend says some dumb ass shit.
(Can be used on none Italians as a comparison as well)
Ex:
Tony: Hey if the world is round, then how come our maps are flat?
That is a goombah moment.
When after a year, you're quite over your ex but hear that they're having problems in their relationship, and you immediately tell this to your friend as if your breakup was just last week.
You: "Hey! Her boyfriend has turned out to be a drug and gambling addict someone told me."
Friend: "Dude, I thought you were over her, are you having an Adele Moment?"
Other Friend: "That's cool, anyone can have an Adele Moment without wanting to go back."