fat bird

just......a fat bird

Patricia: hey look its a fat bird!
Nancy: sooo cool

Bird Box Night

Not leaving your house/couch for the entirety of the evening.

Brad: You want to hit up the casino?
Laura: No thanks.

Brad: Come on! It's a Friday night!

Laura: I'm having a Bird Box Night and not leaving my house.

An Archie bird

An adorable birbo who loves fruit 🍇 🍓 🍊 🍏

He can be awesome at times but often screams ahhhh

Person 1: hey dude I saw an Archie bird today
Person2: WOAHHHH

Turd Bird

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

Flappy bird

A female with enormous beef curtains, (fanny flaps)

I took her home last night, and when I went down on her, my face took several beatings on each side from them gigantor flaps. She was a proper 'flappy bird.'

flappy bird

A person who is so badly addicted to some sort of entertainment media that their life revolves around it

Man he's been watching that show for days now, i dont even think he realises his wife left him yesterday.
yeah he must be flappy birded to that show