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A panic poop is when you are going about your daily life when all of a sudden you are like, " I have to poop right now!".
Also used to describe a product or item that was produced quickly to satisfy customers but ended up having lower value due to the speed in which it was produced.
I need to take a panic poop.
Uh oh, panic poop!
The Phantom Menace was a panic poop of a movie.
The last three seasons of Lost were kind of a panic poop.
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The shit that comes out of your ass when you take a shit or have a wet fart
Damn dude did you blow up the bathroom with you poop vapor ass?
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doing something ass-backwards (literally, in it's original form)
This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.
As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.
*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect
"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)
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to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.
"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"
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the Ohio Poop rag is when someone from Ohio can’t afford toilet paper, they use rags.
“yo this chick can’t afford toilet paper”
“that’s shitty, but she can use the Ohio Poop rag method”
When your friend goes to the bathroom, and you start hitting on the girl he was with.
Dude, Ryan just went to take a dump. Watch the door while I pull a Poop 'N Scoop?
When you forget your phone before having so sit on the toilet.
I gotta go and I' not sure where my phone is. Guess I'm back to pooping in the stone age