Flappy Bird

A highly addictive arcade style game which requires minimal effort to get really fucking frustrated with, also a phrase used to describe a female who is extensively experienced in the art of shagging e.g. A prostitute, or a banging slag

'Dude did you try out flappy bird last night?'

'Yea man I went for the £100 session, lucky I haven't contacted HIV yet LUL'

'Meant the game mate'

'Awks...'

Locker-Room Baby-Bird

It’s when taking a “dry scoop” of pre-workout to the face before hitting a pump. Someone, usually of the preferred sex but if it’s with ur boys that’s cool, puts the “chaser” into their mouth to then spits it into yours to help wash down the powder.

Kyle: “Yo, I just ran a “Locker-Room Baby-Bird” with Ashly and I’m bouta hit a bench PR‼️“

Bradly: “Hell yeah boy, can you help me with mine real quick? “*passes gatorade* “Cuz we’re boys, right?”

Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.

I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.

Send thing let bird sing

To send sumthin for u dawgs then with out d small talk

Tom :Oo dawg u owah sum or

You: yhh send thing let bird sing nha

Bird Sips

A hearty and exuberant sip of beer, a sip consisting of great volume.

Dude, you finished that beer quick, you doing bird sips?

Fuck bird

Someone very insecure in their sexuality and also a retard.

e.g. Man 1 to Man 2:

"Hey have you seen that kid Man 3 from highschool? He's become a total fuck bird over the last few years."

Shoot that bird

"Shoot that bird" is slang for fucking a bitch and nutting on her. It's considered the final step to having sexual relations with a female.

The term originates in Richmond, VA, but has spread rapidly.

Sure, you got head from her but have you shot that bird yet?

Yall have been together for a while, it's about time you shoot that bird.