fire rod

When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off

Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod

Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

Freindly fire

When 2 guys nut on eachothers dick at the same time. (Aka team fire)

Jackfuck 1: wanna have some freindly fire
Gaybo 1: fuck yesss
Gaybo 2: any room for a third?

holly fire

Holly forshaw

Woah did you see that holly fire she was lit bro!

Notre Dame is on fire

Shit is potentially irreparably fucked, and even if its not forever, its going to be a long time before its better.

"Hey, how's work going?"
"Shit man, Notre Dame is on fire..."

Fire-Hosed

When you ejaculate while your penis is not erect causing the penis to flop around like a fire hose that someone let go of.

Guy1: Did you see Katy last night?
Guy2: Yeah, she looked so hot I fire-hosed in my pants!