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titties that are so hot, that they are indeed too hot to handle with your bare hands.
Eric: hey Daniel, did you get a shot of that ol' fuck whistle with the insane oven mitt tits? Daniel: yeah, i caught them shits, and let me tell you that them titties were right above par. shit bird worthy!!
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lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream
she lathered the leather then I creamed it off
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When you tit fuck a girl while sitting in a urinal and shitting at the same time before cumming on her boobs, then flushing the urinal.
Oh Man I Urinal Tit Fucked that girl so hard, my ass is still wet from the victory flush
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An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)
The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!
Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!
What a douche-tit!
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A word created by young teens to describe how upset or angry they were over something. Used to overpower the term "pissed off", meaning that if you wish to express your anger on a higher scale than saying "pissed off" offers, you would use limp titted. "Limp Titted" was thought up because a woman with one breast larger than the other would probably be severely upset.
Guy One: "Hey sorry dude....i hope you're not pissed."
Guy Two: "Oh no, i'm not pissed....I'm LIMP TITTED!"
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A term described when a female person has the tit size of a B cup with nipples so pointy that they will pierce your skin like a bee stinger.
Guy A: Dude, my girlfriend has bee's tits.
Guy B: Bee's tits?
Guy A: Yes, her tits are B cups but when i took her bra off her nipples were so pointy they stabbed me and i was bleeding out
Guy B: Holy shit dude!
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john: meet me at the back of the gym, i have your parents ground up into chili in my backpack
peter: shut up you turkey tit
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