When you help your mom clean and prep the thanksgiving day Turkey for stuffing and you get a raging hard on by fisting the bird’s cavity.
We were up at 6 am prepping the Turkey and I did the old thanksgiving stuff n’ stiff. I was fisting that bird just like my uncle fisted me last year.
The older brother of a jazz cigarette. but not so large as a reggae cigar
"Those musician fellows appear to be enjoying an R n' B cheroot or two"
Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.
Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".
My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.
showing ur boobs off while going downward
dip = going down
dots = ur boobs
That girl is Dip N Dots. You can totally see her boobs.
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Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.
Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.
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having sexual intercourse.
"Did you shake n' bake?"
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."
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someone: “hey, what’s your favourite danganronpa character?”
me: “well that’s easy, his name is G U N D H A M T A N A K A”