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One Rude Dude
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Any cat who wholeheartedly believes they are the real deal could legitimately refer to themselves as such.
The phrase was ironically turned on its head, formerly being the moniker of knockabout heavyweight boxer Georgies Geronimo who competed within the amateur circuit.
Geronimo, who also went by the ring name of The Buffalo Prince was widely regarded to be anything but cool with his bright ginger hair and swaggering toward the ring with the handle of a rubber mallet between his teeth; the 1973 hit "Brothers Gonna Work It Out" by Willie Hutch played.
Locally, he developed a level of infamy for his gimmick which was to grab the ringside mic of any one of the commentary team before entering the ring and shouting "I am One Rude Dude. This dude eating beans tonight!"
"You are One Rude Dude, my guy!"
(n.) Someone who tries constantly to out-do your bad personal experiences with their own bad stories, which in their eyes, is always worse.
Me: Oh man, I just had the worst day at work! I got fired...
Tim: Oh, sorry about that. Mine wasn't too much better. I forgot to save a really long document before shutting down my computer. Such a bad day!
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Tim's a clear one-upper downer
A batshit insane book written by Timothy Dexter that is filled with political rants, complaints about his wife, and the most fucking beautiful spelling ever. There were complaints about the lack of punctuation so in the second edition, Timothy Dexter put and extra page in the back filled with punctuation and a note saying stick them wherever you want.
“I just read A Pickle for the Knowing Ones”
A cunt who thinks he's Billy big bollocks, because he has one rolex.
While his mates have a few .
Look at that fucking one watch wanker, he thinks he's boss because he has that shitty date just
He didn't make a move, so I came home and had a one night hand.