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A Dick Jockey, is one who would love more than anything to jump on a big cock and ride it, at any time.
Man! Tell that stupid fucking dick jockey to shut his mouth.
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When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)
She will smoke dick for a twenty piece
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An attractive woman who is petite in stature. Generally speaking, she makes a man's nature rise.
Keith: Man! Check that chick out!! She's dirty like the South.
Too Tuff Tony: SHIT!!! And she's a dick puppet too!
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VERB:
1.)The act of shooting a rich Texas lawyer whilst supposedly hunting quail,
2.)To bold-facedly repeat an obvious lie about something despite all indications to the contrary until the more feeble-minded begin to think it's the truth,
EXAMPLE: " Fox News Dick Cheneyed the public with the story that Iraq was responsible for 911."
3.)To shoot 1st & ask questions later, usually used in circumstances where the wrong target is erroneously struck due to inadequate information or horrific misjudgement.
EXAMPLE;
"Gee, Osama's a Saudi living in Afghanistan, why'd you Dick Cheney on Iraq?"
NOUN:
1.) The Vice President of the United States,
2.) A rich foul-mouthed boor,
3.) A pathological liar,
4.) A person with an elevated sense of self-worth that they believe elevates them above the law. see also Conrad Black
VERB Usage:
"We don't hate America, we just don't want to be Dick Cheneyed by them!"
"To Dick Cheney all Americans for the imbecilic rantings of a few FOX news personnel would be an injustice."
"Well Officer, I was cleaning my AK47 & somehow I Dick Cheneyed my wife."
NOUN Usage:
"Brad's girlfriend dumped him, because the last thing in the world she could stand was a Dick Cheney."
"Nobody liked Bob any more, you just couldn't trust a Dick Cheney."
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Dick doubts are when you want to break up with a girl, but you have dick "sexual" doubts about the consequences of your breakup. If you break up with her then you will not be able to get the sexual satisfaction you desire. Also know as your penis controling your brain.
John: Did you break up with her already?
Mike: No man, I'm having f*n dick doubts !!!!!
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Anything viewed in nature that resembles a penis.
That hippo's tale looks just like a head and shaft... There it is man...god's dick...
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Sort of like the opposite of dick breath; it's the smell caused
when someone with bad breath gives you a blowjob, making your penis smell like it has halitosis. May also be caused by using saliva to masturbate.
Woman - "You got your dick smell on my breath!"
Man - "You got your breath smell on my dick."
Chew gum before giving oral to prevent breath dick.
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