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Dry Eye Suprise

After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.

Yea I woke up with the worst dry eye suprise this morning!

by dgaskgfksdgf January 17, 2008

37๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


all-seeing eye

1) A god-like eye that sees all and knows all, i.e. Big Brother.

2) The Eye of Sauron or the Eye of Providence, used derisively as a symbol of domestic surveillance, government conspiracy, or total information awareness.

Spotting the security camera domes, I felt the all-seeing eye looking at me.

by Man Machine August 3, 2007

36๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Empty Eye Socket

The state of a woman's asshole after an intense anal sex encounter. The anus itself looks like an empty eye socket, hence the appropriateness of the name.

My girl was on her period, so I stuck her in the pooper and left her with an "empty eye socket".

by Rookadelphian February 18, 2005

50๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


Double Jap's Eye

The rare occurrence where only the skin of middle part of your jap's eye sticks together. When you pee, two streams come out creating the illusion of a double jap's eye.

Dude I finally got a double jap's eye, it went everywhere!

by abbott_j May 18, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


third-eye material

Information, supposed facts, or opinions (especially having to do with post-modern philosophies) that someone has seemingly pulled from their ass to serve their ego.

"In just 7 years, every cell in the human body has completely been recycled, and you are an entirely new person."

-third-eye material

by magnoliak February 9, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


eyes never lie

There is truth in the eyes; one can not lie and look another in the eyes without discomfort

I always wondered why matt closed his eyes when I asked him any questions that required the truth; oh, that's right, the eyes never lie

by bananatoasted May 25, 2013

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


red-eye to jawmaica

another term for a flight to boston only this time its a red-eye to jawmaica aka some great fellatio from a female

britney from rimpau gave me a flight to boston last night , tonight im a let anaheim chocolate give me a red-eye to jawmaica

by flintheart glomgold December 8, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž