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To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet
I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop
When you need to shit so bad, you need to do whatever it takes to make it to the nearest toilet
Ryan: I almost shit myself tonight walking my dog!
Jon: Had to do the old Poop-id Shuffle back to the toilet, eh?
The fourth cycle of poop that has corn in it. Not much nutrimental value left. Leads to dinge Foot. Dingy and grey in color.
After I had to waffle Stomp my fourth poop corn I developed dinge foot.
A more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym SPP).
Kid: I can't go to school today Mom... I've got squirty penguin poops.
Mother: You've got what?
Kid: You know... SPP.
Mother: Oh. OK. You can find the Pepto Bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
seeking vengeance on an individual that disturbs your duties by not doing their own job.
Rhaman neglected to get milk for everyone to be able to eat breakfast the next day, so Jordan decided to go poop in their cheerios
The feeling of euphoria one gets after taking a particularly satisfying dump.
My god I am reveling in this poop shoot glory!
Poop Shoot Glory after a NO-WIPER is one of the finest things in life.
The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!
These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!
2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!
3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!